Tanlines are nice in theory, because it shows nature, outdoors, color, sun exposure and all these things us basement dwellers don’t experience.
Tanlines are nice in pictures, because they highlight the good parts, letting our retard minds know explicitly where the clothing was once worn.
Tanlines are nicer in person, because they usually start out as a burn and if you’re lucky enough to fuck a sun stroked out girl with a tanline, the sounds she makes from the pain from the burn will make you feel like you’re actually satisfying her, far more interactive than when you normally have sex with the recent corpses at the funeral home you work at. You know what I mean, pain is pleasure, or sounds like pleasure, which is better than fucking an inanimate object. Not that you ever fuck sun stroked out bitches, but this is the internet, fake as shit in every way, so we can pretend!
